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# 
#-----[ OPEN ]------------------------------------------------ 
#
 includes/functions.php

# 
#-----[ FIND ]------------------------------------------------ 
# 
?>

# 
#-----[ BEFORE, ADD ]------------------------------------------ 
#
if ( !(function_exists(duration)) )
{
	function duration($seconds)
	{
		global $lang;

		if ( $seconds > 86399 )
		{
			$days = floor($seconds / 86400);
			$seconds = ($seconds - ($days * 86400));
			$string .= ( $days > 1 ) ? $days .' ' . $lang['jobs_days'] . ', ' : $days .' ' . $lang['jobs_day'] . ', ';
		}
		if ( $seconds > 3599 )
		{
			$hours = floor($seconds / 3600);

			if ( $seconds != 0 )
			{
				$string .= ( $hours > 1 ) ? $hours .' ' . $lang['jobs_hours'] . ', ' : $hours .' ' . $lang['jobs_hour'] . ', ';
			}

			$seconds = ( $days > 0 ) ? 0 : ( $seconds - ($hours * 3600) );
		}
		if ( $seconds > 59 )
		{
			$minutes = floor($seconds / 60);
			if ( $seconds != 0 )
			{
				$string .= ( $minutes > 1) ? $minutes .' ' . $lang['jobs_minutes'] . ', ' : $minutes .' ' . $lang['jobs_minute'] . ', ';
			}

			$seconds = ( $hours > 0 ) ? 0 : ($seconds - ($minutes * 60));
		}
		if ( $seconds > 0 )
		{
			$string .= ( $seconds > 1 ) ? $seconds . ' ' . $lang['jobs_seconds'] . ', ' : $seconds . ' ' . $lang['jobs_second'] . ', ';
		}

		$string = substr($string, 0, -2);
		return $string;
	}
}

//
// Start drunk create functions...
//
function drunk_letters($rand, $higher)
{
	$alpha = array_merge(range("a", "z"));
	$return_alpha = array();
	for ($i = 0; $i < 26; $i++)
	{
		if ( rand(1,$rand) > $higher ) { $return_alpha[] = $alpha[$i]; }
	}
	return $return_alpha;
}

function drunk_replace($alpha)
{
	$alpha_count = count($alpha);
	$replaces = array();
	for ($i = 0; $i < $alpha_count; $i++)
	{
		$replaces[] = "/" . $alpha[$i] . "/";
	}

	return $replaces;
}
function drunk_replaces($alpha)
{
	//
	// Create drunk replacement vars!
	//
	$drunk_a = array('aa', 'ah', 'oa', 'aa', 'ah', 'oa', 'A', 'ahhh');
	$drunk_b = array('B', 'vb', 'vb');
	$drunk_c = array('C', 'cj', 'sj', 'zj', 'cj', 'sj', 'zj');
	$drunk_d = array('D');
	$drunk_e = array('E', 'eh', 'eh');
	$drunk_f = array('F', 'fFf', 'fff', 'fFf', 'fff');
	$drunk_g = array('G');
	$drunk_h = array('H', 'hh', 'hhh', 'Hhh', 'HhH', 'hh', 'hhh', 'Hhh', 'HhH');
	$drunk_i = array('I', 'Ii', 'ii', 'Iii', 'iI', 'Ii', 'ii', 'Iii', 'iI');
	$drunk_j = array('J', 'jj', 'Jj', 'jj', 'Jj');
	$drunk_k = array('K');
	$drunk_l = array('L');
	$drunk_m = array('M', 'mM', 'MmM', 'mm', 'mmm', 'mmmm', 'mmmmm', 'mM', 'MmM', 'mm', 'mmm', 'mmmm', 'mmmmm');
	$drunk_n = array('N', 'Nn', 'nn', 'nnn', 'nNn', 'Nn', 'nn', 'nnn', 'nNn');
	$drunk_o = array('ao', 'oo', 'aOoo', 'ooo', 'Ooo', 'ooOo');
	$drunk_p = array('P', 'pah');
	$drunk_q = array('Q', 'ku', 'kukeleku', 'ququ', 'ku', 'kukeleku', 'ququ');
	$drunk_r = array('R', 'erR', 'Rr');
	$drunk_s = array('ss', 'sSss', 'ZSssS', 'sSzzsss', 'zzZzssZ');
	$drunk_t = array('T');
	$drunk_u = array('U', 'Uh', 'uhhu', 'uhU', 'Uhuhhuh');
	$drunk_v = array('V', 'vz');
	$drunk_w = array('W', 'Ww');
	$drunk_x = array('X', 'xz', 'kz', 'iks', 'xz', 'kz', 'iks');
	$drunk_y = array('Y');
	$drunk_z = array('Z', 'zZ', 'Zzz', 'ZSz', 'ZzzZz', 'szz', 'sZZz', 'Zsszzsz', 'zZ', 'Zzz', 'ZSz', 'ZzzZz', 'szz', 'sZZz', 'Zsszzsz');
	//
	// End drunk replacement vars!
	//

	$alpha_count = count($alpha);
	$replaces = array();
	for ($i = 0; $i < $alpha_count; $i++)
	{
		$temp_var = 'drunk_' . $alpha[$i];
		$rand = rand(0, count(${$temp_var})-1);
		$replaces[] = ${$temp_var}[$rand];
	}

	return $replaces;
}
//
// End drunk create functions...
//